The Hobbit: The End of an Era.

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It always happen. It's inevitable. Everything has a beginning and an end. I will not ever get used to it. I will never be ready to the end of a saga. But here I am. Talking about the last chapter of "The Hobbit". 

I admit I was really skeptical when I watched for the first time "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey". I thought it was a way to make more money and make happy the "Lord of The Rings" fans. But then I changed my mind. 

I totally loved these films: I loved Bilbo, Gandalf the Grey, Thorin Oakenshield, the dwarfs. I loved how they popped up at Baggins' house. I loved how Bilbo changed through the movies. 

I even loved Thranduil. I pitied Legolas because of his love for Tauriel. And I cried for the impossible love between Tauriel and Kìli (I know it's not in the book but I want to thank Peter Jackson for that). 


I'm sad for Smaug. People talked a lot about him in the movie, but we just saw him for about 30 minutes between the last part of the second film and the first part of the last film, and then he miserably died. 

I hated the orcs. But I hated even more Alfrid. I hoped so much that Bard would kill him. But he was too good to do it. 

Now, I went to the cinema last night to watch "The Battle of The Five Armies" and I want to summarize my feels during the movie. It started where the "The Desolation of Smaug" ended. The dragon is flying to Laketown saying "I am fire. I am death".


  • Smaug burned the city and fortunately Tauriel saved the dwarfs (cough.. Kìli.. cough..).
  • My feels when Kìli left his talisman to Tauriel and went to the Lonely Mountain with the other dwarfs.
  • King Thorin: did you mean dickhead?
  • Cate Blanchett, you're beautiful.
  • Sauron is back bitches.
  • Wow, Cate Blanchett you're creepy.
  • Men, Elves and Dwarfs want the money.
  • Ops, Orcs want money too.
  • Bilbo gave the Arkenstone to Thranduil and Bard.
  • Bilbo told Thorin he gave the Arkenston to Thranduil and Bard.
  • Bilbo is a jerk and Thorin almost killed him.
  • A few dwarfs against more than 100.000 creatures ready to fight. Yeah, there's a chance to win, of course..
  • King Thorin finally understood he acted like a dickhead and decided to go out and fight.
  • Thorin, Fili, Kili and Dwalin rides towards Ravenhill to kill Azoc.
  • Moral of the story: Thorin, Fili and Kili died.
  • Tauriel tried to save Kili but she failed and she cried on his body. I cried too.
  • Bilbo tried to save Thorin but he failed too. Thorin has apologized to Bilbo. I cried, again. 
  • "Why does it hurt so much?".
  • "Because it was real". Thank you guys. 
  • Bilbo returned back to the Shire and Gandalf knew about the ring.
  • End. Forever.

Well, I'll do a "The Hobbit"/"Lord of The Rings" marathon soon, hoping I will survive to it. In the meantime, I'll go in the corner and cry my feels out because of all the deaths. 

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