Reaction gifs to the "Worst Pick-Up Lines Ever".
Okay girls, once in your life you heard one of the following pick-up lines and what you wanted to do was punching the guys in front of you in the face. But don't be mad at them! They just gave you another reason to laugh with your friends (about them of course!). Here there are a few pick-up lines that really make me cry (and laugh) at the same time.
The Cheesy Ones
"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together."
"I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?"
"Do you like Mexican? Because I'll wrap you in my arms and make you my baerrito"
The Naughty Ones
"Girl, sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart."
"Excuse me, I'm from another planet. Can you teach me about human anatomy?"
"Hey baby, are you the sun? Because you're hot as ever!"
"You make me wish I was a dentist.. So I could fill your cavity."
"You're too hot, let me blow you."
The Cheesy Ones
"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together."
"I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?"
- "You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!"
- "I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?"
- "Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."
- "If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."
- "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
- "Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you."
- "Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?"
"Do you like Mexican? Because I'll wrap you in my arms and make you my baerrito"
The Naughty Ones
"Girl, sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart."
"Excuse me, I'm from another planet. Can you teach me about human anatomy?"
"Hey baby, are you the sun? Because you're hot as ever!"
"You make me wish I was a dentist.. So I could fill your cavity."
"You're too hot, let me blow you."
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