Best of "2 Broke Girls"
"2 Broke Girls" is an American tv show that I love. My favorite character is Max, so you will find loads of her quotes in this post. Be ready for many double meaning quotes and enjoy. 1) Caroline: "Happy Birthday! Now come on, blow." Andy: "I don't really feel like doing that.." Max: "Welcome to our world." 2) Caroline: "This heel started to wobble." Max: " Here, stick this in and hold it... I swear I've said that before but I don't think it was about shoes." 3) Caroline: "Dammit, I got a straight one." Max: "What makes you think he's straight." Caroline: "He keeps pushing my head down before I'm ready." 4) Max: "Let me sum it up: Twitter is stupid and Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read." 5) Max: "Welcome to the Williamsburg Diner. My name is Max because the hospital won't let my mother name me ops." Custo