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"2 Broke Girls" is an American tv show that I love. My favorite character is Max, so you will find loads of her quotes in this post. Be ready for many double meaning quotes and enjoy. 1) Caroline: "Happy Birthday! Now come on, blow." Andy: "I don't really feel like doing that.." Max: "Welcome to our world." 2) Caroline: "This heel started to wobble." Max: " Here, stick this in and hold it... I swear I've said that before but I don't think it was about shoes." 3) Caroline: "Dammit, I got a straight one."  Max: "What makes you think he's straight." Caroline: "He keeps pushing my head down before I'm ready." 4) Max: "Let me sum it up: Twitter is stupid and Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read." 5) Max: "Welcome to the Williamsburg Diner. My name is Max because the hospital won't let my mother name me ops." Custo...

As you can easily notice, I'm pretty obsessed with Taylor Swift's album "1989" .  It is absolutely great and describe perfectly the way I see people and (especially) boys. Yep, I said boys, because unfortunately I've never had the pleasure to meet a man.  A real man.  I am pretty sure that they don't exist. Or if they do, they are an endangered specie.  Like the red wolf, the monk seal or the Bolivian Chinchilla Rat.  Exactly, like a rat. They like to go out at night, looking for their little piece of cheese and then, when they got what they were looking for, return in their little den, hiding in the dark, too cowards to go out in the sunlight.  Men are like those Princes charming from the Disney fairytales. Simple utopia.  Now, Taylor Swift understood that a long time ago and tried to warn us, silly and naive girls. But obviously we want to suffer (and let's be honest, we quite like suffering for this kind of stuff, we are weird...

Here I am again people! It's always a good morning with the amazing Liam Hemsworth.  Recently, I've been to the Job Fair in Bicester and I saw one of the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my entire life. Blue eyes, blonde/brown hair and beard, tall, athletic. He was perfect. And he looked exactly like Liam Hemsworth. If I can't get a chance with a real one, I can totally settle with the fake British one!  

If you work really hard, people will talk shit about you.  If you do nothing, people will talk shit about you as well.  These sentences best represent me. Or as One Direction would say, it is the " story of my life ". Now I really would like to know how does the brain of these people work. They're always there, ready to judge you but incapable to see how bad and poor their lives are. Maybe Taylor Swift is right, I just need to " Shake it off " because " haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate ".  I know what you're thinking. Quoting One Direction and Taylor Swift is not the highest cultural rate that I can aim but I don't care. Taylor's song could seem a bit dull at first but the lyrics are so f*cking good. Let's have a look.  "I stay up too late Got nothing in my brain That’s what people say That’s what people say" Yeah that's what people say, because they haven't got a life.  Hey you, here'...

She is the woman of my dreams, the solution to every problem, my girl crush.  Ladies and gentlemen, the Home Secretary of Great Britain Theresa May! This woman has been close to me for the entire week. Thank you Theresa May for everything. 

Please enjoy this amazing song by Imagine Dragons. I love it.  As a child you would wait And watch from far away. But you always knew that you'd be the one that work while they all play. In youth you'd lay awake at night and scheme of all the things that you would change, but it was just a dream! Here we are, don't turn away now, we are the warriors that built this town. Here we are, don't turn away now, we are the warriors that built this town From dust. The time will come when you'll have to rise above the best and prove yourself, your spirit never dies! Farewell, I've gone to take my throne above, but don't weep for me 'Cause this will be the labor of my love Here we are, don't turn away now, we are the warriors that built this town. Here we are, don't turn away now, we are the warriors that built this town From dust. Here we are, don't turn away now, we are the warriors that built this town. Here we are, don...

I have no idea of how to use this really weird social network but I found rare gems in there. Basically people posts stuff anonymously and a few of them are geniuses. Let's start with my favorites! 1) Such a good friend... 2) Safe sex by Yik Yak.  3) Well, maybe yes.. 4) You're a freaking genious! 5) Obviously your therapist is wrong. 6) Seems legit. 7) Yep probably I'll give it a shot too. 8) Not only in Atlanta my dear friend.  9) Wooow shot fired. 10) Words of wisdom. 11) It happens all the time. 12) I feel you bro. 13) Smooth. 14) Ops. 15) And it doesn't work really well actually. Little bonus: Well then..