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"Cause darling I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream".

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As you can easily notice, I'm pretty obsessed with Taylor Swift's album "1989" .  It is absolutely great and describe perfectly the way I see people and (especially) boys. Yep, I said boys, because unfortunately I've never had the pleasure to meet a man.  A real man.  I am pretty sure that they don't exist. Or if they do, they are an endangered specie.  Like the red wolf, the monk seal or the Bolivian Chinchilla Rat.  Exactly, like a rat. They like to go out at night, looking for their little piece of cheese and then, when they got what they were looking for, return in their little den, hiding in the dark, too cowards to go out in the sunlight.  Men are like those Princes charming from the Disney fairytales. Simple utopia.  Now, Taylor Swift understood that a long time ago and tried to warn us, silly and naive girls. But obviously we want to suffer (and let's be honest, we quite like suffering for this kind of stuff, we are weird...

Good F*cking Morning by... Liam Hemsworth.

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Here I am again people! It's always a good morning with the amazing Liam Hemsworth.  Recently, I've been to the Job Fair in Bicester and I saw one of the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my entire life. Blue eyes, blonde/brown hair and beard, tall, athletic. He was perfect. And he looked exactly like Liam Hemsworth. If I can't get a chance with a real one, I can totally settle with the fake British one!  

Shake It Off Because I Don't Give a Shit.

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If you work really hard, people will talk shit about you.  If you do nothing, people will talk shit about you as well.  These sentences best represent me. Or as One Direction would say, it is the " story of my life ". Now I really would like to know how does the brain of these people work. They're always there, ready to judge you but incapable to see how bad and poor their lives are. Maybe Taylor Swift is right, I just need to " Shake it off " because " haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate ".  I know what you're thinking. Quoting One Direction and Taylor Swift is not the highest cultural rate that I can aim but I don't care. Taylor's song could seem a bit dull at first but the lyrics are so f*cking good. Let's have a look.  "I stay up too late Got nothing in my brain That’s what people say That’s what people say" Yeah that's what people say, because they haven't got a life.  Hey you, here'...